maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
That’s probably true. Well that’s me
(via darkfluffy930)
I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
This has too many notes to be safe
This is one Dangerous Remote
(Source: sharonosbourne, via darkfluffy930)
When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
I saw this and i got to reblog this. I thought it was funny.
(Source: wheatbiscuit, via chimerasblood)
New Drawings
Going to post one drawing each day out of my old drawing binder. So the first few are not going to be good.
